Comments on: Microsoft offers lower costs than Linux

By: Zach

Zach — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:51:36 +0000

http://dev.mysql.com/downloads/gui-tools/5.0.html or http://www.phpmyadmin.net/home_page/index.php for MySQL and http://wiki.postgresql.org/wiki/Community_Guide_to_PostgreSQL_GUI_Tools for PostgreSQL. Theres GUI’s for you.

By: Freston

Freston — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:44:15 +0000

Finally someone is making sense. I hate it when the linix shell requires me to learn kernel commands just to calculate the average postal code for all my friends.
Further proof that MySQL is bad news:
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx

I pray that the pirates who create this virus prone shareware will soon be held accountable for all the damage their schemes have done to genuine business.

By: Erikk

Erikk — Sat, 03 May 2008 19:12:17 +0000

SQL was indeed the brainchild of Bill Gates, though he did not, as legend states, write all the code in one night. It took him two weeks.

SQL was designed from the start to be a GUI application. In fact SQL is short for SQuirreL - a specially customised mouse with a question mark button for making queries.

Windows Vista Ultimate is aptly named. It is truly the most ultimate OS and worth every cent. I would not trust anything else but Windows, especially in safety critical operations such as air traffic control.

I am outraged that my safety may be compromised just to save a few dollars by these ‘Linux’ sharewares fanboys.

By: Dark_Zero the Master Flamer

Dark_Zero the Master Flamer — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:37:05 +0000

Uh…Let’s recap, little microsoft fanboy:

Price of Windows Vista Ultimate: $259
Price of Any Linux (I prefer Ubuntu): Only buying a CD. Download the Iso, and that’s it!

Oh, and Did Bill invent SQL? READ THE WIKIPEDIA ENTRY! it was developed for IBM

You sir, have been awarded Dark_Zero’s “Vista user equals idiot” award!
*gives away ribbon*

By: djnforce9

djnforce9 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:30:39 +0000

Humourous as always. Apparently Jerry Lee Cooper doesn’t know the difference between “shareware” and “freeware” and as always, loves to judge software package he clearly has no experience using and/or isn’t related to Microsoft. Also, I’m pretty sure Knud van Eeden, invented SQL and not Bill Gates *lauighs*

By: Berry

Berry — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:30:33 +0000

funny man

By: sol289

sol289 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:49:55 +0000

oh yeah, everything is invented by Bill-The-Greatest, definitely, and nobody else know how to write programs.

you can make a spreadsheet with a little perl program from any sql server - but you need gui - because Bill-The-Greatest told you to click but not to think.

By: matthews

matthews — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:25:02 +0000

If you had the specs on all the office formats you could have wrote a script to do that or borrowed one from someone else.

By: smerball

smerball — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:13:04 +0000

i’ll give up when you pry my linux box from my cold, dead hands.
i’ll never use another microsoft product again for as long as i live, i don’t care what the cost is.